Look What I Can Do!

It's magic.

Before:







After:














Not perfect, some of the scratches were through the clear completely, but significantly better!

Wake up!

Breaking the silence in the dead of a morning called.. Saturday.

To greener pastures

With me being unable to WORK at WORK I did some work at home. 

FINALLY got my engine crane back and got some professional help.

ZMAN!!!

I kid... not my kid but, WAYNOLD!

Anyways, got the drivetrain out finally. Well what was left of it. Sold some more parts. Wrecked some shit. 

Much fun.

 

BYE!

Goddamnit.

I was driving on the 400 today in the middle lane, when a transport truck in front of me blew a tire, and sent the retread hurdling at my car. I swerved enough to miss most of it, but when I got home I saw that it had still clipped me.





The scratches are down to the primer, so I can't even buff them out. Headlight is loose and the fender looks a bit dented.

All in all, I have no choice but to deal with it. It frustrates me to no end that someone's carelessness has damaged my car, and I am the one left to pay for it.

The trucking industry has suffered greatly over the past decade, and many veteran truck drivers have been forced out of the industry by new young, and often foreign drivers willing to work for almost nothing. I feel for the drivers who are true professionals, as they now have to work even harder to make a living. A true professional driver would have noticed that their tire was close to a blowout, and taken the necessary actions to prevent it.

Hopefully karma finds that driver and gives him a fierce bout of diarrhea and a nasty case of herpes.

I also realize that I stereotyped foreign transport truck drivers as being careless. To the few foreign drivers who are not a part of this stereotype, I apologize.

Lower...

But not low enough. Next year I'm going to run a 40 series tire and lose a lock collar on the fronts.

This right here...

Makes me want a real drift scene here in Ontario. It'll never happen, but fuck you if you tell me i can't dream. Seriously. I'll dragon kick your grandmother.

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Hi. I'm Mike.

My name is Mike.

I'm bitter, sarcastic, I find humor in things no one should really ever find humor in, and I am going to write some stuff on this blog.

In past I have:

- Brought a girl home, only to wake up in a pool of her urine, and her sneaking out the back door.

- Urinated on a mini horse while evading police

- Seduced a (female) police officer while in a highly illegal and sure-as-fuck-not-roadworthy car, and got off without a ticket.

- Seduced a (male) police officer while speeding in a completely stock civic, and got a ticket

- Eaten 5 waffles at once without vomitting. (okay, thats a lie.)

So, in closing, when something else exciting happens to me (likely involving urine or seducing police officers) I will be posting it here. I will also be posting it on my personal blog; iammikeross.blogspot.com /shamelessplug

what it means to be a felon

nostalgia.

and tonight: we climbed a crane (ross has the pics), and raided a few undisclosed locations.

Happy Happy

Some hard work, sweat, tears but, no blood *this time*... pays off.

STRANGER RUNS! Real purdy too. Just need to stop my fuel cell from sliding hahaha. Pinched the fuel line when I was cornering too hard. Whoops!

Stay classy... Felons.